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[Jul. 4th, 2010|10:32 am] |
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This was not my fault. |
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| 005. |
[Apr. 18th, 2010|10:12 am] |
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My, it's gotten tense around here all of a sudden. Did I miss something? |
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| 003. |
[Feb. 17th, 2010|12:22 pm] |
So here is exactly what happened, before all of this gets out of hand.
Megan Gwynn, in what I assume was an attempt at defending her, punched me when she found me talking to Laurie Collins. Thanks to the effects of Megan's hallucinogenic dust and Laurie's pheromones, it was I that gave you the obsessive feelings you experienced over this weekend.
Rest assured, I have been thoroughly punished for the incident. |
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| 002. |
[Feb. 3rd, 2010|10:25 am] |
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The only thing more tedious than Oscar parties is Oscar nomination parties. If this is all this city is going to talk about for the next month, I will seriously consider becoming a hermit. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2009|11:09 pm] |
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Mistletoe? My, isn't that just asking for trouble? |
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